You are nothing but a slave to the government.
They're stealing your money
Your hard earned money
So, why do we even need to pay taxes?
They're nothing but a scam, and who's gonna know?
Do you think the IRS has time to go after a little guy like you?
They're way too busy tailing the big fish.
Besides, paying taxes - unAmerican.
Remember what our forefathers said:
"No taxation, without representation,"
and right now, your elected officials
are not doing a very good job of representing you.
What has the government done for you?
Think about it...
Who needs your money more?
You or filthy rich Uncle Sam?
Hey...I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.